ooo. i got my replacement BUTTER FRIED RICE which he brought to tuition yesterday, wrapped in ... what's that plastic wrapper thingy called?? something like aluminium foil....
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oh, i forgt. anyways, that plastic thing lah.
yummyyy.
OH MY GOD i remembered. CLING WRAP...yeap.i'msosmart
see that cap sitting on his head? that's MY present to him.. among other things.
omg i'm fugly...
so might as well be even fuglier..
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don't cry with horror ok..
WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
i should be sent to the ugly farm wtf
oh.
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my ego can't take anymore of this... so , as much as some of you might be enjoying this, i don't think i'll post anymore fugly pictures.
there is only so much wounded pride i can take..
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this is my adoring look. wtf.
eh. who wants to sponsor me a nose job wtf.
hide my nose. so ugly. pfft.
Cousin and her bf had a little.. problem... and and annnnd... he turned up at our tuition with 12 roses ... =,) so romantic hor.. what? is this like, Valentines or something? cos... Romance is EVERYWHERE..
oh eew.
im so corny wtf.
and the guy was promptly forgiven!!!
aww.
wait... actually, if a guy turned up with a huge bouquet of roses, i'll forgive him too. I think I'll even forgive Jack for cheating on me IF he turned up later with that huge a bunch of roses.
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WHAT am i SAYING! OF COURSE i wont forgive him.. i'll.... i'll.........
crack his nuts and... ^&**%&* (censored, contents to foul wtf)
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So u know, there I was, sitting in the corner, looking at that huge huge bouquet.. and ... i simply COULD NOT RESIST...
so i....
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I'm so shameless, i borrowed it so i could take a picture holding the bouquet wtf,
why am i like that, i really do not know... muka tebal wtf.
Went to KL in the evening, and got my mom's bday present.
it's the one on the left.
oh, and pls excuse the granny piano covering in the background. I've been trying to accidentally-purposely burn it since the very first day i've laid eyes on it.
and i'm still trying.
EVERYBODY! GUESS WHAT I GOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DENG DENG DENGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
He came over today for our lil incospicuous, modest, spend-free celebration.
OMG did i just used all those words in ONE sentence? hello hello. who are you and whatcha doing with the original spendthrift, gila pentingkan grandeur girl known as moi??
heh. i guess when it comes to these things, one year celebrations and all, the simple things could mean a whole lot more than fancy dinners or expensive gifts.. =)
Had a personally cooked lunch made ESPECIALLY for me by Jack.
it's just instant ramen, but it's special! =) because it had 2 eggs wtf. no, just kidding, jack. It's special cos u made it.
awwwwwww
note: the chef was ill, with his nose running so bad, it could've won the 100 meter sprinting event . So he couldn't cook up something fancier. BUT BUT BUT. i get my replacement tmr! yumms! cant wait.
This is the chef, promoting his own cooking wtf.
and actually, to be honest , i was QUITE disappointed that the only presents i got were a T-shirt to sleep in, instant noodles, and um.. a fish stone thingy. i mean don't get me wrong, i DO appreciate those. But they're not exactly gifts u would give someone to celebrate being together for 12 months, yea?
And he said he WAS gonna buy me flowers but due to several complications, he couldn't..
this made me like super duper sad , but i didn't say it, but it must've shown. i must've looked simply crestfallen..
he DID suggest we go get them from Taipan now, but then i said nah, it's ok. (cos that's what ur supposed to say wtf, actually dalam hati keep urging him to GO GO GO !!! )
(actually, i really didn't mind loh, cos he spent the whole afternoon with me and that's enough.)
JIA WEI YOU LIAR, wtf.
ANYWAYS, i sent him off at 'bout 5.45 pm, cos his mom INSISTS he be back by 6. pfft. and...
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about half an hour later, somebody rang the doorbell, and he was standing there with...
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OMG SO ROMANTIC LOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just like in the movies!!!!!
heh. actually, to be VERY VERY honest, i DID imagine him coming back and giving me flowers but i didn't get my hopes up too high cos i always think up fantasies that never came true. BUT.....
i've never ever received a whole bunch before!!! =,)
therefore, must take more pictures! including pictures of moi holding my beyootiful blooms even though i look quite butt-ugly in my home clothes and my hair like...
that.
see??! i;m so happy, even the heavens are shining upon me!
wtf.
Maybe i'd look better with some makeup?? lemme work my magic...
Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to call to answer trivia questions.
The first caller to give the correct answer would get a prize from the sponsor.
She asked: Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride"
A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not knowing the answer to the question, she asked Yasmin for a clue.
"Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning." she said.
The lady confidently said : "Talcum powder".
Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few songs!
WHAT is this man, the answer is your COMMON TABLE SALT loh, stoo-pitt!
AND FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE LOH!! You think ppl will ask you about your husbands feckin' "eggs" on a radio show????
Well, on the other hand, it's good to know that you er... "powder" your husbands "eggs" every morning.
what a dedicated wife.,
PLUS, it might keep the rashes at bay wtf.
ugh. can't imagine what kinda rash or itch or fungus is growing at your hubby's nether regions ,making it necessarry for his "eggs" powdered daily. wtf
and thanks for sharing with the entire nation your early morning rituals involving your husband's "eggs", cos really, we all needed to hear that.
=.=
Moral of the story:
If you DON'T KNOW the answer to a question, just say:
I DON'T KNOW.
don't go manipulating a straight question into a semi-porno one loh, ok?
I mean, REALLY lah ah poh. EGGS!!! You know? the ones that come out of chicken behinds??? the one with the YOLK ( that's the yellow center ) ??? the one you FRY in a FRYING pan????
NOT "EGGS" as in the one(s) that grow on your husband , nor the ones that takes part in SPERMATOGENESIS (heh. i studied bio, weii) , OR the ones you fecking put talcum powder on loh, okay?
good. glad u got that. now go bury yourself under a rock. pack some maggi mee, cos u'll be staying there till year 2050, when hopefully, your embarrassing answer will be forgotten by the public.
pfft. if u gave ur NAME on the program, hahahahahahahha... make it 2100.
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EGGS!
i ain't ever gonna powder nobody's eggs.
crack 'em, maybe.
but not powder them. what do u think they are? Faberge eggs is it? because gimme one of those, and i'll gladly powder it. once every fecking hour of the day.
it MEANS i DIDN't DO IT. and my conscience is clean, so there.
the parents came back from their trip to S'pore last Sunday, and...
ooo, welcome to the family. and really Vera, did you have to go name a perfume after lil ole' moi? aww. you're too kind.
and btw, Vera, that $324,798,364,9028,468 gown u sent me? the one with diamond pieces hand-sewn on?
you know, the midnight blue one? the one all the celebrities are dying for?
yeah THAT gown.
i don't want it.
it makes me feel fat.
=.= i should shut up now.
i was brimming with gratitude cos my mom came back with these gifts for me, but then i saw what my BROTHER, my TWELVE year old BROTHER got..
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???
cos, u know, if you're gonna pull my leg, pull the right one you doofus. i kick harder with that leg.
pfft.
and my dad said
"you don't NEED one ( YES I DO!) ,
"you have NO TIME to watch movies "( YES I DO DADDY, even if i have to CUT my poo-poo time by half, i'll FIND time to watch movies IF u bought me THAT! )
"you have ur SPM, maybe AFTER SPM"
(HELLO, DADDY????? AFTER my SPM, i'll have like, 20 days of freedom before i'm forcibly shipped off to some godforsaken place in the middle of NOWHERE, where they serve FAECES with ur food "oh, would u like some poo-poo gravy on your ayam rendang " WTF!)
As the great ELVIS PRESLEY once sang,
IT's NOW OR NEVER, DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bahh.
m skipping school tmr, most prolly. not that anyone wants to know. i'm just saying. wtf
EVERYONE in my family are iron men/ women, and our dog is also royalty
(outdated pictures of my trip in December last year to Langkawi. But decided to post them anyway)
Me, toning my arms.
my brother, Steel-Boy.
Princess Leslie, who's a SHE, because LESLIE is a GIRL's NAME.
i really DO need a nose job.
smile is quite forced cos i was knackered from climbing like, 536,204,382,917 steps UP,. and this was taken when i was on my way DOWN, which, surprisingly, seemed to take only 50 steps.
Oh, and excuse the almost see through spaghetti top. I had on another red spaghetti, but then it got too hot.
and omg my shorts were falling off, but rest assured, i'm not gonna flash my nether regions.
If you're thinking: what's she posting this picture of her hand for?
my answer is: to show off my beyootifull midnight mauve nails. and the ring. and the watch. omg why m i like this wtf
Midnight Mauve, from Silky Girl, a steal at only RM8.90!!
Trials are now UNOFFICIALLY OVER. (tough papers are over, the only papers left are Math and Bio3) YES YES YESYESYESYES !! i feel like a freed soul wtf.
For those of you who have been reading this blog, u'd know that i've been quite severely depressed this whole week, on account of trials and all.
AND on Tuesday, as if it wasn't enough that I was sitting at the dining table, crying into my plate with a Chemistry book propped up in front of me, and sniffling, my nose running, and my snot flowing like the Ganges River wtf , and i was so stressed and extremely pressured cos Chem is definitely one of my WORST subjects, and i felt like dying, and hari sudah nak khiamat!! wtf, AS IF that wasn't BAD enough, i had to go bite my lip at the EXACT SAME spot that i bit only two days earlier, and HOLY MERLIN In a TUTU! it HURT ok.
So i cried some more. and told my mom i was gonne bleed to death and i love her, and she can have all the money in my bank account wtf.
but i'm ok now! JUST DANDY...
The parents are currently AWAY, so it's home alone for moi, with Jack the appointed caretaker/chauffeur.
(Jack, if ur reading this, i really mean it in a GOOD way.)
Before tuition, jack and barry stopped to get food and left her royal princess in the car, cos, REALLY, the sun was just too blazingly hot for me.
smallify it , cos i look ugly.
i need a nose job wtf. and are those FROWN lines i see on my right cheek beside my nose???
WTF.
While the boys were getting their munchies and my creamy soup from Pizza Hut, which sucks ,fyi., i got bored, so i decided to tone my biceps and triceps(are those in ur arms?) and my FELLENGES, and my METACARPALS. ooo... smart talk....I'll continue talking this way, just to show you how HARD i studied this 2 weeks. HEH. and for those not "in the know" FELLENGES are ur FINGERS and METACARPALS. or was it meta TARSALS? are ur palms. Or feet. I forgot.
*yawn* the blue car? easy peasy rollie pollie ollie.
The white one? pfft. didn't even break a sweat.
Oh, if ur wondering why i refer to cars as the BLUE car or the WHITE car instead of calling them by their model or BRAND, it's because.... i'm awefully lousy in identifying cars.
I know BMW, Ferrari, Mercedes, i know that 4 rings make an AUDI, a cross is a CHEVROLET, a standing tiger/lion/i don't know what, is a PEUGEOT, a school-badge like sign is a ALPHA ROMEO, and and....the car that Kay drives that has a FLAT behind (no butt) is an ATOS.
oh wow. i know quite a lot actually.
One sad thing though. Know the new proton sign? the one with the tiger/lion or wtv? the one that replaced the old star and crescent moon??
yeah. THAT one. I thought that was the sign for a WAJA (my mom drives one, u see) instead of PROTON. So the other day, we were in the jackmobile and playing our usual game of "name the car" and i saw this car that looked NOTHING whatsoever like a WAJA, but it had the "WAJA"sign, so i pointed excitedly and screamed "PROTON WAJAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" into Jack's ear.( u know, because I was so happy i can indentify ONE car out of like, 5oo)
and he laughed so hard, he swallowed the steering wheel wtf.
THAT, was when i found out that Proton has in fact changed their logo for oh..... 6/7 years now, and that sign is not for WAJA only.
bahh. how was i to know eh?
ohmygoodness. tersesat jalan, sry.
AS I WAS SAYING, the cars were an easy job, so i proceeded to a more challenging task...
before i could uproot the whole house, JACK came back, and i promptly awarded him with..
THIS
Because THAT's what you get for making the princess wait, Mister.
Last Saturday, i went back to my ole's school, SJKC LICK HUNG. for their family day.
ahh.. the bittersweet memories of my childhood.
The smelly toilets with occasionally poo-splattered walls that stinked so bad, you can actually SMELL them before you SEE them.
The few crazy, permanently PMS-ing/MENOPAUSING teachers who walked around with a cane the size of a bamboo trunk, and whose fav lines for students is "SHADDUP, dont explain, or another stroke for you", and who's favourite sound in the world is the swish of the cane as it cuts through the air and lands on a students palm/legs/buttocks with a satisfying CRACCCK followed by a loud wail or soft whimper of pain.
The bald headed boys in their cute shorts and the helmet haired girls,
ahh.... Lick Hung, the place where I endured 6 years of torture to emerge as a strong human being wtf.
The schools is vastly improved and offers a wide range of extra-surricular activities, all of them Chinese Heritage Art
OMG MY BROTHER JUST FLASHED ME.......
and let's forget that,
AS I WAS SAYING, vast variety of chinese cultural art, of which they performed on that day, and i MUST say, i was very impressed.
spinning and twisting and turning.. then....
OMG!!! FLYING TOPS , MA!!!!!!!!!!!!
i feel so proud that i was once educated here wtf.
AND that's all the time we have for today's post on Jiawei C-The Life You Wish You Had. wtf
tmr's chemistry. and i realised i know NOTHING about chem. form 4 AND form 5 both.
I'll nv finish studying in time. Not even if i saty up all night.
Day after tmr is Physics.
Something i know nothing off too.
I dont even understand Form 5 chapter two, Electricity.
And when i came back from tuition today, I sat down at the dining table and cried.
I'm trying to clear my mind of all negative thoughts cos i know it'll affect my studying mood later on. Buti've been running on adrenaline this past week as well as the last. I've slept approx 6 hours since Sunday.
I'm very very depressed. I cry for no reason.
And suicidal thoughts are popping up .
I also have a very strong urge to just screw this whole thing and go to sleep without studying at all.
that additional mathematics was introduced to our syllabus to punish students.
think of it as a gift from the man below to make your life as miserable as possible.
and today, i confirmed that thought.
i think i lost approx 37,592,036,482,302 brain cells during add math trial paper today.
but thats ok.
because i still have ........................
oh.......... approx 3.5 more brain cells left.
which is fine, really,
1 for basic everyday routines, eg:eat, sleep,(nt tht u need functioning brain cells to sleep)
1 for being vain and loving myself.
1 for jack.
and 0.5 for the remainding papers! yay! ima gonna work on half a functioning brain cell for the next 15 papers. whoopee!! yay me!
bet you're just plain jealous now, aren't you?
and know one more thing u shld be jealous of????
i ride the red tide EVERY SINGLE TIME i'm having exams.
therefore, i've been riding this current tide for approx 8 days now. only another 2 weeks to go!( yes, i ride the tide for however long the exams lasts. )
and i'm not even jkg.
yay me!
betcha turning green with envy now eh?
bet ur tide doesn't come for more than 1 week,eh?
zomg just send me to hospital bahagia now wtf.
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excuse me while i go take my anti-psychotic pills.
WTF this is the THIRD time i'm writing this. i keep holding the shift key down for too long and the whole fecking thing disappears WTF.
Had lunch with gorgeous Germaine today at San Francisco Pizza, located near Pizza Uno.
and was served the most revolting carbonara in the world. with about 5 pieces of chicken ( and i mean real thin slices. the way bacon is sliced ) , 3 strips of onion , spaghetti that didn't look like Spaghetti, and nothing special sauce. and was charged fecking RM14.
Also had THE MOST watery bowl of mushroom soup i've ever tasted for RM6. PLUS 10% service charge PLUS 5% government charge wtf. Daylight robbery.
They had the LOUSIEST service and their staff served us with faces so pinched , u'd think they had a pool cue up their behinds.
AND they practically CHASED us out of the restaurant 'cos they were closing (they open again at night for dinner). so they just handed us the bill (without us asking) and said very bluntly, "we're closing" WTF????!
The butt-ugly waitress (who looked 40, had a face like a toad, had manners that she prolly learned from the pirated DVD sellers at Petaling Street, and from her scrunched up face, i could tell she had no life and was mad to see a bunch of 17 year olds having FUN. Which she prolly never experienced in her life . Also , i could tell that she had no love life whatsoever and is supremely jealous of moi and the boyfriend. *joke* )
I would've taken a picture, but unfortunately, my phone is no longer under warranty. So if the camera explodes, I'd have nothing left to camwhore with.
And now i know why that place is always deserted.
In conclusion, DO NOT go to San Francisco Pizza!
(But if ur free, can go check out that toad-waitress. then u'll know i'm not lying. )
Later on, trudged all around Taipan to get EE JUN's birthday present. (His party's tmr)
Only to find that nobody carried RM120 Sony Ericson walkman phone headsets.
So it was off to le indoor pasar malam with Jack!
SO cuteee! I feel like adopting him wtf.(this pic is not from today. but the above one is. )
Where we not only got the headsets,
can u believe this .. this.. WIRES cost RM 120! ! ANOTHER case of daylight robbery!
but two herbal eggs for me(i LOVE herbal eggs!), One henna tattoo on my back, cotton candy and the priceless feeling of happiness.!
so pretty, isn't it? Rm 15. Which is quite expensive. I must wear barebacks more often to show off my new tattoo , haha wtf.
And came back to find daddy back from China with......
deng deng deng......
WHAT!!!! for MOI????
aww daddy, you shouldn't have...
even though i'd sulk for hours if u came home empty handed.
Granted, it isn't exactly bought in China, but from the on fligh shopping catalogue, but i still LOVE it. In fact, I'd prolly love this more then any high-lead-quantity-painted thing u buy from China!
AND AND AND... Bvlgari!!!!!!!!!!!! I've never EVER had anything from Bvlgari before!!!!!!!!
Welcome to the FAMILY!!!!!!
sry for the super grainy images. But my camera is on a strike and i'm stuck with only my handphone to take pictures with.
One more to add to the collection! *sighs with contentment* =)
Oh, and before anybody opens their great yappers and tell me off for having so many bottles, I'd like to explain that i COLLECT perfumes, ok? Some ppl collect stamps, others collect vintage cars, so why can't i collect perfumes?
Little babies and their parents...! hahah! Oh, and those two tall bottles are Kenzo. which is a less popular brand (compared to Dior, Chanel, etc... ) and they smell ABSOLUTELY DIVINE. ESPECIALLY the maroon one. I swear u'll love it.
And Poison (on the right) and her two babies, baby poison and baby dolce vita are m,y all-time favourites.
LELONG!!!!!!!!!!! hahah!
Joke of the day:
It is a common fact that city folks think lowly of kampung folk.
One day, a Kampung farmer brought his donkey to the city. There, he met a business man in a smart suit.
"Have u taken ur lunch?" asked the business man.
Taken aback and feeling pleased that the man was being friendly, the farmer answered politely.
"No sir, what about you , sir? "
To which the man replied:
"Whoever said i'm talking to you, kampung man? I'm addresing the donkey."
( to those of u who are too dense to understand, it measnt he business man was insulting the farmer.)
Immediately, the farmer turned to face his donkey and gave the donkey two slaps, left and right, and shouted angrily
"DAMN YOU! How come you didn't tell me that u had relatives in the city?"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY HOR!!!!!!!! But some ppl didn't get it.
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Funny picture of the day:
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Funny thought of the day.
i don't know it it's my hormones acting up, but recently, everytime i see a cute baby, i have this strong urge to have one. wtf..
(CHOI TAI KA LAI SI!!!!!!!!!! Of course, it won't happen anytime soon. )
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Fact of the day:
It's scientifically proven.
Girls love kissing, and they kiss for love.
Guys love kissing, but they think with their "little brothers".
Also, guys like wet french kisses because when they kiss, they're thinking about bedding the girl. wtf.
THE END of a very long post.!
jw!
MUST STUIDY HARD MUST MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
