I've decided that one of the things on my list of things to do before I see the pearly gates is to see a real life aurora..
NO, not Aurora as in HER....
I mean THESE auroras.
SO PRETTY HOR!~ wtf.
From the (little) facts i know about Auroras, they only occur in really really REALLY cold places. eg: the north/south pole.
Which is why i'm training myself to withstand low temperatures every night, setting the air-conditioner to blow at a chilling 18 degress celsius.
And i prolly have to learn how to build igloos .
With the ice cubes in my fridge.wtf. small igloos.
And also learn how to ride in a sledge with those pretty pretty dogs. what you call 'em? alaska dogs or sth.
and learn terms like "HIKE!!!!!!!!" "WOAHHH" and bite a dog on the ear if it disobeys me. wtg. ( as shown in Disney movie Snow dogs? wtv. i forgot. )
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Update on snake pictures.. Read the full story here.
notice how jo ann looks like she's been living around snakes her whole life?
and how yao Yun there looks like she's having the time of her life? like maybe she's about to win a 30 million dollar jackpot?
and how i look like i'm about to die because the stupid snake is wrapping it's tail around my armpit real tight trying to cut off my bood circulation?
Believe me, i was screaming like a banshee about, 10 secs before this was taken.
oh btw, look at the mole on my cheek.
it's not a mole.
it's a zit.
wtf
see the difference?
yao yun there nailed the "Britney Spears standing in sexy pose with humungous snake on shoulder" that i was going for.
and i...
look like THAT. =.=
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Next on the agenda. WHY I think I should be a CHEMIST.
EDIT: see my clenched fist? i look like i'm ready to bolt in case that strip of metal i'm holding above the fire explodes or something.
Because, if i were a chemist, i'd make a rule that says all lab coats should be tight fitting for the females. And comes in various colours. PINK is a MUST.
Thought : WHY are lab coats, doctor coats, etc WHITE??? WHITE gets dirty the easiest, no? ANOTHER reason why we should have rainbow coloured labcoats.
ANd tight so that they don't fly and get caught in the flame of a Bunsen burner wtf.
Then we can all throw THESE in the trash can.
SO unflattering.
SMELLS funny.
AND is 2 sizes too big.
Might as well wear a garbage bag with two holes cut out for your arms and another for your head.
Psst: i look so smart hor. look like i know what i'm doing hor? actually, i had no freaking idea.
PSSST: i look better without the smelly bag-lady lab coat hor?
=.=
NOTE TO SELF: LOOK UP WORD "MODESTY" IN DICTIONARY.
oh btw, PSSSSST, my name, is right there in your dictionary. Next to the word shameless. wtf
ps: i should stop cursing, as Pn Lucille reads my blog .
wtf
=.=
sry, teacher.
JW!
PSSSSSSSST: will not be updating regularly, as trials are next week and i haven't studied shit.
SOMERSET BAY, home to the prettiest english countryside-esque clothes ever!!!!!!!
Their clothes (Although sometimes of poor quality and awful designs.. SOMETIMES.), are just so very lacey and frilly and just so... pretty.
Don their dresses and you will look right at home in a buttercup field or lush green meadow.
Wear their blouses and skirts and you'd feel like curtseying and saying "Top of the morning to you, my dear sir" and batting your eyelashes under that gorgeous wide brimmed straw hat with flowers in the band.( see above pic for example of gorgeous hat)
I know that the teenage world is "into" TOPSHOP, MNG, and ZARA. But frankly, i just do not see the appeal.. I mean i've been in there a few times, I even have an MNG shirt an a TOPSHOP silk scarve ( heh. 70% off).. But really, are their clothes THAT nice?
MNG-DUring their Sales, the store resembles a pasar malam .
ZARA-i don't know la. i mean their clothes and shoes ARE pretty... for a woman of 3o years old and above..
TOPSHOP-euro-chic? i do not get. But top points for their accessories.!
SOMERSET BAY... love of my life... (currently)
SHOP AT SOMERSET BAY!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to get this really pretty hat(see pic) but mom forbade it!!! On account of not wanting to be responsible for the many deaths that will occur due to lauging so hard at the sight of me parading around in my hat, thinking i'm littlebopeep in a meadow with cows grazing wtf.
And because i bought this run-in-the-field dress last yr and never wore it because mom claims she "dont have money to buy a field for you to wear your dress and run in lah OKAY!" SO she told me to put it on to sleep... and prolly DREAM up a meadow wtf where i can prance around in my pretty farm dress wtf.
look at me! i'm so english wtf.
PS: ahem.. to all those reading this hor. u all dont say im ah-poh for liking SOMERSET BAY ok. I'm actually very hip and happening leh... wtf. and just because i trash ur fav stores hor.. no need curse me wan loh ok.
china-lady english.
wtf.
BYE BYE.
I SHOULD BE STUDYING.
JW, ambassador of SOMERSET BAY.(Self appointed, wtf)
why m i always promoting brands and restaurants ah..
i know this doesn't look like me, but it is, i swear. besides, i don't even know how to use photoshop so rest-assured, all my pictures are 100% genuine. No touch ups.
hair up? hair down? hair up? hair down?
i am LOVING this little mirror! pretty pretty japanese mirror.
hair up!
To Mid Valley today. Special occasion - i do not know. Must be my 17.5 birthday. hah!
Dinner at San Francisco steak house.
3.5 stars ( out of 5 ) for interior.
no, make that 3 stars, because the ceiling was stained with water marks and they used the dim lighting to cheat their customers into thinking that this restaurant is anything but rundown.
3.5 stars for grandeur
because the bar looks pretty.
3.5 stars for sevice,
mainly because they have a button thingy which i love, which my brother hogged the whole time.
MINUS 2 stars=1.5 stars
because they fat lady waitress was rude to me. I asked her (very nicely) if the diet coke was bottomless and i KNOW i heard her say yes. She said something like (ya, all soft drinks are bottomless) then ticked them off her fingers saying, coke, sprite... so i ASSUMED it included diet coke.
And got a rude shock when the bill came and they charged us TWO diet cokes. 2x6=RM12 wtf.
And the RM8 Iced lemon tea wasn't bottomless either! stupid place. stupid, stupid place.
My carbonara. verdict. not creamy enough, bacon had bits of FAT in it. and they didn't ask me what pasta i wanted . the menu said (pasta of your choice) and gave me stupid spaghetti. i wanted spirallis or something.
If you want nice carbonara, pls head on to Itallianies.
3 stars
Dadda's black pepper steak. Tres yummylicious. tender and juicy with just the right amount of sauce. Order this medium, not well-done. cos well done tends to be a little hard.
4 stars
for a 5 star steak, pls head to Sheraton Resort, Langkawi. They serve the best steak for a very very resonable price.
Everybody's Marinara. Tastes okay, from what i can tell . I only ate one forkful 'cos the carbonara was giving me a hard enough time.
The sauce is sour (in a tomato-ey way) which is good, compared to all the other too-sweet sauces that other western restaurants serve.
4 stars
not deliberately puffing out cheeks to "act cute". Mouth was stuffed full.
Before i forget, 1 star for the toilet.
Too small
Too cramped
Not pretty at all.
i think i just wrote a review of San Francisco @ Mid Valley. Think they'll pay me?
Tous. My favourite teddy store.
ALMOST, ALMOSTTTTTT got a purse/bag in hand. ALMOST. will have to present parents with good grades for trials before i land myself one of those..
btw, the bag is more worth it. RM1143 for a bag (quite big ) and RM663 for a wallet. You do the math.
(These pics are outdated)
On a completely unrelated note, i just found out that my darling rabbit-pumpkin, is not the female i thought he was. PUMPKIN's A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BALLS!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BALLS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eh.. why rabbit's balls long long wan ah,, why black black one?? why do they look SHRIVELLED????
(mom says it's cos the poor fella is... MISSING HIS PARTNER, BAMBI!!!!!! and therefore in DEPRESSION!!!!!!!! THUS, balls shrunk wtf.)
note:ball-pics are recent! they just emerged!!!!!!(the balls)
my pretty baby pumpkin (see the above outdated picture.) Now pumpkin the man is huge, doens't like being cuddled, sheds fur on your clothes, shits the whole damn day, and eats like a pig.
JUST LIKE A GUY!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND!!!!!!
oh. but recently, Pumpkin's been in a bad mood cos his partner (also a male) , BAMBI, i gave back to Jack.
And PUmpkin will soon leave too... =,(
cos it's just not fair for him to live in a cage when he can run around in a garden.
(i have no garden wtf)
oh, and btw, i'm thinking of selling hand-made cards. SO if anyone wants to buy one from me, pls let me know or contact me.
Prices start at RM 5. Negotiable. One week advance notice please.
heh. i dont think anyone wants to buy my cards.
woah. super long post!. haha.. tuition soon!
jw
i look like an alien with a gargantuan forehead wtf.
Thank you to all my friends for making my 17.5 ( according to hazel ) birthday wonderful ! =)
First and foremost, many thanks to Jack, who stayed up to sing me my 17.5 birthday song.
a nice soft shirt of his (which he's been sleeping in for a month... i know you think it's gross, but i like the smell wtf. haha ) .. to sleep in and 2 lollipops in a pretty bag. Lollys aren't available for photographing cos it's in my and Kay's stomach now. So only the wrapper left..
(oh. sorry. wrong info. Lollys have been "released" , since i ate it yesterday and did my business today.. )
oh. and mom's complaining that "why can't you sleep in your own Pjs ah..no clothes isit? i buy for you ok! always use people's shirt, what's he gonna wear? me:" no need to wear ." HAHAHAHHAHA. besides, i just like sleeping in his shirt cos it's .. nice.? hahah har-har. har-di-har-har. ok, stop it la! what's wrong with you la jia wei. gila babi. my god. shake head.
edit: changed my name colour to purple cos we're not supposed to write our name in RED! very very choi. especially now that it;s the hungry ghost festival. mama mia.
To Kay, my wacky friend who also gave me something. ( not much, but i love it and really appreciate it. )
A pretty Winne the Pooh notebook from Kay, complete with autograph wtf
And also to Pn. Lucille who's super nice and thoughtful and even gave me a gift.. =,)
box of 13 Hersheys and Lindts from Pn Lucille, again, only 2 left for photographing...
And to yao yun and yy ling for wishing me. Yao yun wished me first thing in the morning. aww.
To Pao (adelyn ) who tagged me to say happy birthday cos she wasn't in school. =,)
To Adeline Tan, for giving me some peanut thingy to eat even though it was the last one she had..=)
To Shu Xian , who promised me a bar of chocolate.
Last but not least, to everyone else who wished me happy birthday!!!!
To Kanchana, Happy REAL Birthday to you. Sorry, i didn't know or i wouldn't have my 17.5 birthday clashing with yours. Not that we're bosom buddies seeing as we hardly communicate at all, but still, happy birthday.!
oh... and my 17.5 birthday resolution is to study really really hard and score for SPM. YES! SEMANGAT YANG MEMBARA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES! saya amat rajin!!!!
(membazir sticker dan ink highlighter...)
dan membaca bulu HAHAHAHAHHAH OMG TYPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean BUKU. seriously, honest mistake. membaca BUKU.
Q: Things that i would change about myself.( another eng essay )
"Come one , come all!" Step right up for a glimpse of the world's most fantastic freaks!Tickets for sale at only 25 pence! Hurry hurry, step right up!" bellowed a fat, rudday faced man. His beer belly wobbled as he raised his ham-like arms in the air, urging the passer-by's to buy a ticket. 25 pence was all they had to pay to poke fun, degrade, insult, jeer, and amuse themselves with the likes of us. Freaks. Hideous, ugly monsters, shunned by all.
From my corner in the dark, I glimpsed the sight of excited people, man, woman, and child, crowding into the tent, seating themselves on the benches before the stagem eagerly awaiting the start of the show. The lights dimmed. Show time.
I was the last show. It has been arranged so that the ugliest freak should go on last. I felt the ground below me move forward, through the curtains and on to the brightly lit stage. "Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, feast your eyes on... The Elephant Man!"
The cage i was in was brought on stage, under the harsh glare of spotlights. Gasps of horror and shrieks of disgust were emitted by teh sudience. Somewhere to the left of the stage, a child began to cry and right in front, a griup of teenagers hurled food at me. The show master cracked a whip, and at that cue, i roared like an animal, a ferocious wild animal, spit drooling down my chin. Tears streamed down my grotesque cheeks as I prowled in my cage.Rotten eggs and tomatoes were thrown my way. The workers were selling them to the audience.
After enduring 15 minutes of this, I was finally wheeled back stage, back to my dark corner in the freak tent , beside the Lion Boy, who was being fed a dish of watery gruel. A bowl of the same foul food was shoved into my cage. I hungrily dug in.
Back when i was first displayed, I refused to act as an animal. I was adamant in acting as a civilised human being. But, for eevery show that i did not roar and growl and spit, there was no food for me the entire day and also a good whipping after the show. So, i learned to walk on all furs and become the animal that they wanted me to be. My dignity and self respect has long since been given up.
Huddling in my pile of dirty, tattered and soiled rags, i closed my eyes and tried to ignore the feeling of the cold , hard metal bars beneath me. As i do everyday, i let my mind wander. If i could change one thing about myself, I'd wish that i was not a freak, that i was normal, just like everybody else. I wish, I pray, that the ugly growths on my body wll go away. I wish, i pray, that the shrunken arm on my left will become normal one day. I wish , i pray that the creature lying in this filthy place was not me. But the circus master was right.. i am a freak.. where else can i go?
i just found out that a teacher read my blog.. hahaha. quite funny, but not funny..
does this mean i have to be careful of what i write? censor all foul language? haha. highly unlikely lahhh...
but , seriously, i'm telling you guys that you really can't write whatever you want or kutuk whoever you want , cos u never know who's reading your blog.
VERY IMPORTANT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe. tomorrow's a REALLY SPECIAL DAY!!!!!!!!! I'm nt telling you if you if don't already know, so find out yourself.
note: this is a malas post, so no canggih powderful english.
Sunday morning, got yelled at to get my lazy ass out of bed and to a god forsaken place called Subang New Village ( at least i THINK that's what the place is called .. near the old airport and some International Japanese school. )
Saw a DHL cargo plane fly right overhead, about 2 meters above.( from the open sunroof) Most AWESOME experience, although deafening.
saw a monster truck...
saw a helicopter..
which my brother caught.
went to a plant nursery.. was greeted by THIS. is this a NEST? i DO NOT know. it's ugly. and whatever happened to the poor birdies that lived there?
and also this. ugliest (giant) toad statues in the world. have no idea why anybody would fork out money to put THIS in thier garden.
also saw some unnaturally shaped plants... peacock shaped, to be exact, which is kinda cool. and i wanted to buy one but was turned down flat on account of dad saying "u just wanna buy it for the shape.. not to take care of it." um. duh?
next, off to look at pretty fishes. this here are guppies ( according to the label ) which aren't cheap.. (i THOUGHT they were, since there are guppies in the school drain as well, outside the canteen..but they're worth approx RM2 for one. maybe they're a different species? )
and my FAVOURITE puff fishes. ( according to me. )
this poor fellow is going to fishy heaven soon... =,( bye bye fishy. i wonder why they float on their backs when their time is near? maybe they're seeing the white light? or heaven?
and shelves full of fighting fishes.! they're really really pretty, with vibrant colours and fancy tails. (the prettier, the more ka-ching. worth up to RM 12.00 ) poor things kept in such a small small apple-juice bottle... If they're fighting all the time, i wonder how they mate?
arowana. Jack owned one before. which he released because the poor thing was getting claustrophobic..
some humpback fish. har-har. humpback of the fishy dame.
a butt ugly fella with a pout that beats Angelina Jolie's hands down. wonder what it's called?
pucker up, babeh!
i name it, the puffer lip fish.
and my very own pretty fighting fishes!! in a pretty brand new PINK aquarium! (blue divider though.. only one colour available. wtf. ) a worthy trip indeed!
the woman who brought me to this earth and provided me with a superb life thus far.
i LOVE you!
present from dadda for the birthday lady.
So for this very very special occasion, the family had dinner at Itallianies, The Curve,( my now favourite place after KLCC, nt that i've been to KLCC that many times. ) which is this chic little place that's a tad overcrowded with not-so-good services and several quite awesome dishes. Not that u need an introduction. Unless you've been living under a rock. no offense.
The fettucini carbonara there is tres magnifique!! even better than the one at Shangri-la, which was the best i've tasted before this. The thick, creamy rich sauce will have you on a high. ( Germaine claims the angel hair pasta rocks socks too ) but don't order the minestrone soup . it's too salty.
Daddy ordered mussels and ordered me to try one.
i hate mussels.
But i HAD to, cos everybody else tried it.
So, with my mouth puckered in disgust and my tongue rolling around my mouth frantically trying to escape, i picked the slimy piece of rubbery meat off the shell and opened it in the center, just for kicks, and saw....
tell me wtf that looks like please.
y.u.c.k. le slime.
I'm not eating something nasty, slimy and rubbery that looks like a ... you know. THAT. so i threw it on someone else's plate. not sure who. ha!
The curve has really boomed since it opened years before ( not sure when ..). It'd be perfect if it hosted more designer stores eg: Chanel, Gucci, Cartier (like KLCC ) and got rid of the stalls in "The Street" which downgrades their image to pasar malam level.
diet coke, le bomb. lemonade, le delicieux.
jiaweic:"say cheese" .and he did.
and this is some doughnut shop called new york or the big apple or something, located near T.G.I. Firdays, on "The Street", supposedly home to the most yummilicious doughnuts money can buy. And believe me, money CAN buy these doughnuts, they're only RM 10.00 for a dozen. cheap, no? And it's really fascinating how they make so many doughnuts in such a small space. it's like Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. sort of.
oh.. i didn't think anything of these doughnuts until my sister pointed out that they : "look like nipples la. " =.=
i guess they DO look a LITTLE BIT like n******.. from a very perverted prospective..
and again, i say, no trip is worth it if you don't buy anything so...
oh. addmath book excluded. FILA bag, 50% off, ONLY APPROX RM 100! bargain! little fluffy thingy, 3 for RM 10 from one of the pasar malam stalls.
i'm happy. =)
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oh btw, im quite a genius u know.. look..
A brilliant way to hang packets of drinks while in tuition.!
SO PRETTY HOR!~ wtf.
y.u.c.k. le slime.
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