... and your asscrack manager who will prolly be working the rest of his life in an office behind the popcorn counter:

Today, you wasted an hour of my life, gave me a significant level of stress, a dampened mood and a ignited the bitch in me. Not to mention imbedded in me a heavy dislike for TGV.

I came to your cinema today to catch BOLT 3D.

An hour into the show, I was almost enjoying myself, despite the heavy 3D goggles and mediocre 3D effects, when suddenly, half the fking screen turned green.

I tolerated it for 5 seconds, which is 5 seconds too long, and then walked out, quite calmly, to complain to your employees that the screen is being a bitch, and can they please 'fix it now".

It's funny that before i even mentioned the green screen problem, they already knew what had happened. This suggested that similar shit has happened before.

I walk back in and settled down to appreciate what is left of the movie, albeit in a slightly ticked off mood.

Then, you shut down the whole damn thing and presented me with static to keep myself entertained with.

I once again walk out, this time, I'm already pissed.

" Great, now the whole thing is blank," I said.

Your employees apologised profusely.

I felt like punching them in the face even though it's not their fault , but yours. The inefficient, slacking, management team.

I was told to wait while the problem was "fixed".

After robbing me of another 5 minutes of my life on earth, the screen flickered back to life and I put the irritatingly heavy goggles back on.

You know in 3D movies, when you watch it without the goggles, it's sorta blurry around the edges, but with the goggles, it's clear and there's a 3D effect?

Yeah, after your team "fixed" the movie, the screen remained blur even though I had the goggles on.

I was most certain that my contact lenses did not just up and pop out of my eyeballs, so my eyesight should've been perfect.

At this point, I am determined to see the loser manager and ask for a refund.

But, I try to salvage the situation by asking your employee to use my goggles and look at the screen to tell me if they're seeing it blur as well. Cos maybe my rage has defected my vision.

They offered to change my goggles.

Useless. still blur.

One man, a genius you employed,(although, no hard feelings, cos he was being nice and tolerant at that time) used the new pair to look at the movie, then took it off to look, the put it back on, and told me, with confidence:

"MAM, I can see no difference"

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Oh, you can see no difference??? Really?? It is amazing how a human can even function with such an astoundingly high level of stupidity.

" It. Is. Supposed. To. Be. Different. With. The. Glasses. On", said I.

he wisely kept quiet.

So I managed to see the manager, I got my refund, but I did NOT get any compensation , such as free movie tickets or popcorn or aNYTHING at all that indicated that YOU were really sorry for wasting an hour of my life and causing me to be pissed off at the highest level possible.

The funny thing is, although there were only 10 ppl in the cinema or so, NO ONE COMPLAINED. NO ONE. Not even when I issued an invite by saying, very loudly, to the employees " I AM SO ANNOYED. YOU ARE WASTING MY TIME".Numerous times, too. This, should've been the cue for ONE OF THEM to add in "YEAH, ME TOO",

But nope.

None.

I guess that is how you make a profit. Cos some of your customers just cannot be bothered to lodge a complaint against you and your inferior management skills.

If you knew there was a problem with the film, why are you still showing it???

I can only pray that all your customers are like me , demanding and bitchy when time calls for bitchiness.

I'd like to see how you earn a profit when you refund every ticket you sell.

bitches, y'all!

with a universally understood finger gesture,

jwC

EDIT: Ya, and you know, since I was peeved off a little and restless, I went ahead and got my hair cut. Again. Barely a month from the last cut.